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MicroBerto · 2016-05-27 13:08:16

(or send dick pics)

jc_dntn | karma 22 | avg karma 1.47 · | 2014-03-26 19:41:38+00:00

this is going to totally change the way we send dick pics.

knicholes | karma 1122 | avg karma 1.87 · | 2022-08-23 19:34:43

Someone has to label the dick pics first, though.

waheoo | karma 715 | avg karma 0.97 · | 2020-12-02 23:11:15

Just fill your personal device with dick pics.

They'll stop looking pretty quick.

Only partially joking.

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2rsf | karma 1044 | avg karma 1.01 · | 2022-09-30 04:35:22

Dickpics?

jtriangle | karma 1529 | avg karma 2.71 · | 2023-10-19 09:43:54

With this sort of thing, there's a 100% chance of getting pictures of dicks

exolymph | karma 14357 | avg karma 3.88 · | 2019-02-08 02:35:08+00:00

It's one thing to know that someone has taken a dick pic, but another thing to actually see it.

oh_sigh | karma 6383 | avg karma 0.89 · | 2023-06-05 14:01:58

Probably more likely will be dick pics that just pop up on your screen

aroch | karma 3556 | avg karma 2.83 · | 2014-05-06 17:02:28+00:00

You could probably convince /g/ to send them the appropriate X-rated images too

Nexxius | karma 43 | avg karma 0.96 · | 2024-05-29 23:50:18

Reply to the texts with "dick pics"...but of horse or cow penis. Chances are pretty good he will block you or just stop soon after the first. For email...auto reply with links to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse.cx or go for the the rabbit hole and toss out a random OnlyFans /Ashley Madison / Grinder page.

maxk42 | karma 3028 | avg karma 3.4 · | 2014-07-03 22:01:11+00:00

I mean... there's no way for this to NOT fill up with dick photos...

Romanulus | karma -16 | avg karma -0.08 · | 2019-08-23 20:22:16+00:00

This is going to push the dick-pic game to a whole new level.

towaway1138 | karma 268 | avg karma 1.01 · | 2019-02-06 23:30:40

Does anyone really want to receive tiny dick pics?

m3talridl3y | karma 60 | avg karma 1.03 · | 2015-04-07 17:06:09+00:00

Dick pics are seen as a source of humor in our culture. "Can they see my pu*" would be more effective.

matt4077 | karma 12676 | avg karma 3.15 · | 2017-10-21 09:31:02+00:00

Please send nudes. Thx.

pelmenept | karma 3 | avg karma 0.33 · | 2018-04-19 15:06:22+00:00

Wish I read comments first. Dick pics everywhere. NSFW

hristov | karma 11143 | avg karma 5.48 · | 2010-06-30 01:04:34

Now that you have made it clear that humans will see each message get ready for a torrent of penis photos. Some times I feel bad for the mechanical turkers.

mirimir | karma 16819 | avg karma 1.63 · | 2015-08-06 23:01:08+00:00

This reminds me of RFJason's Craigslist experiment.[0]

Back in the day, rude invitations with dick pics were odd enough to mock. Now, according to this article, they've become almost accepted. Funny.

[0] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Fortuny

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andrewflnr | karma 11547 | avg karma 2.11 · | 2022-10-24 22:27:53

Granted, I don't understand the psychology of people who send dick pics so I could be wrong about this, but I get the impression it's not a deeply considered thing conducive to spending lots of effort on. Adversarial dick pics are probably a rare threat just because most men won't be bothered.

nommm-nommm | karma 4083 | avg karma 2.09 · | 2016-09-03 19:00:34+00:00

Aannddd..... I just got a dick pic as my first photo.