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tikumo · 2016-07-18 08:37:31

The next step is to make it dented like a golfball..

lotsofmangos | karma 3130 | avg karma 1.65 · | 2015-03-20 01:23:36

Next, make it squishy and stick some quartz on it.

mikeash | karma 74524 | avg karma 3.52 · | 2016-04-08 19:01:02

Or make a big hole in it, as happened last time.

bbcbasic | karma 3059 | avg karma 1.24 · | 2018-09-01 09:22:59+00:00

Smash it with a sledgehammer should do the trick.

NegativeLatency | karma 3662 | avg karma 2.35 · | 2020-09-16 06:01:00

Or bury it

moffkalast | karma 7759 | avg karma 1.88 · | 2022-05-19 18:08:04

Ah I know, coat it in epoxy!

nl | karma 29762 | avg karma 2.49 · | 2018-10-19 00:21:07+00:00

Squash it flat.

euroderf | karma 2838 | avg karma 0.82 · | 2024-02-05 02:09:21

And then hit it with spraycrete and hey, presto!

chopin | karma 3564 | avg karma 2.52 · | 2018-06-20 20:43:06+00:00

You could cover it with an anvil...

no_identd | karma 504 | avg karma 1.4 · | 2018-10-25 16:45:05+00:00

Yepp, throw that thing in an x-ray machine.

moheeb | karma 292 | avg karma 0.99 · | 2012-11-09 18:39:39+00:00

Cut it in half and hollow it out.

nerfhammer | karma 5267 | avg karma 2.94 · | 2020-07-21 18:40:37+00:00

pour some liquid nitrogen on it and hit it with a sledgehammer?

throwawayboise | karma 6021 | avg karma 2.22 · | 2021-07-16 13:59:43

Smash it to pieces with a hammer.

simonblack | karma 2316 | avg karma 0.51 · | 2024-02-19 07:36:24

Squash it against the wall with the butt.

saalweachter | karma 13958 | avg karma 3.25 · | 2024-04-26 16:52:20

Or just plaster it.

forgotAgain | karma 3657 | avg karma 4.41 · | 2018-10-02 20:28:57+00:00

Ha, ha and sand it smooth.

LoSboccacc | karma 4115 | avg karma 1.25 · | 2017-08-17 07:48:28

make it metal, fill with sand

sgt | karma 7200 | avg karma 1.86 · | 2020-09-10 11:07:50+00:00

4. Just encase it in a blob of hot glue!

staunch | karma 28228 | avg karma 4.34 · | 2010-05-30 04:26:11+00:00

1) Put a big ass cap on the top of it 2) Try to choke it off by pumping in a ton of junk. 3) Blow it up.

Those are truly ideas I had instantly. What's terrifying is that my ideas bare any resemblance to the supposed experts's.

nikau | karma 1221 | avg karma 1.07 · | 2022-12-03 17:44:35

Simple, douse it in pepsi...