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> inject your self with some marinara reefers

Wow, that gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "hitting the sauce"!



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> kool-aid.

You say literally, but the Kraft Heinz company would like you to know that it definitely also might have been Flavor Aid.


> the smell of bits of it cooking

Can you explain this part? I'm considering my wisdom teeth pulled out.


Delicious quote:

"...splatter ring around that was caused by the sheer velocity of the fart, which blew skin bacteria from the cheeks and blasted it onto the dish... they're similar to the ‘friendly’ bacteria found in yoghurt."

You're welcome, you pervert.


Alternate headline: "Meet the 'Good Will Hunting' of Cheetos."

> This is a great time to plug MSG

Is that the thing on the bottom of the label right before lark's vomit?


Sounds like the confessions of a heroin dealer!

5:21 "The true skill of the flying asshole wipe is in the timing."


The (missing word) person who 'nearly lost it due to the intense flavour'.

> You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia.

> room temp sauce

dude. wtf? seriously this is almost child abuse


> his partner later discovered the man had a string of bass draped around his neck

Incredible. I guess you have to hope the other person catches early so they don’t notice the smell!


>sweet-jeepers-boy-howdy it is a blood-curdling fart in the elevator of existence

If you just read the HN comments and not the article... this is a taste of what you're missing out on.


> juggali

I lost it at this. Can't contain myself. Maybe it's because I'm from Michigan. sprays Faygo everywhere


"Cause I [allegedly] got high..."

"Cause I [allegedly] got high..."

"Cause I [allegedly] got hiiiiiii~~~i~~~i~ighhhhhhighhh."

Pass one 'round for our locked-up smokehomies.


> cue Gary Bernhardt's Pretzel Colon

Could you provide a reference/explanation for this? Thanks in advance!


> but the smell?

Yes! Well admittedly, I have somewhat of a redneck past. [cue Ben Fold's Five music.] Having grown up in small-town Midwest and worked on Farms the smell of gasoline is linked to lots of boyhood memories and male-bonding experiences :)


There's an amusing hyperlink ("drastically wrong") in his post -- the replies from the chemist who runs the blog at that link are hilarious.

I won't post it here because it goes to a page describing exactly how to cook meth, but it's amusing enough to be worth following the bread crumb left by Derek.


>Any way I can get vomit out of my pants while at work?

I can tell this is going to be an amazing source of knowledge for people who are interested in great things.


Time to wake up and smell the Flavor Aid:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=535921


That's how the victim described it. And it may be a euphemism for "fresh."
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