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mindslight · 2018-04-20 16:07:11+00:00

It's Eternal Sharktember.

taneq | karma 28647 | avg karma 2.93 · | 2022-10-06 18:55:28

Sharkzilla.

ardit33 | karma 9378 | avg karma 4.85 · | 2014-06-05 10:49:39

Yep. A shark will always remain a shark.

tycho01 | karma 19 | avg karma 0.51 · | 2015-08-06 04:53:43+00:00

the name combined with the shark!

oliv__ | karma 1857 | avg karma 2.12 · | 2017-03-17 20:45:16

Sharks

ced | karma 2394 | avg karma 2.49 · | 2007-04-11 04:53:43

What is a shark?

cosmiccatnap | karma 69 | avg karma 0.15 · | 2022-05-09 09:40:43

Sharks are some of the oldest creatures on earth...

jfengel | karma 12433 | avg karma 2.09 · | 2023-10-20 09:42:01

And as we all know, sharks grow indefinitely and never die. That's why ancient sharks are still alive and outmass the planet itself.

That's definitely the model we should be aiming for.

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dumbfounder | karma 3015 | avg karma 4.01 · | 2017-12-21 15:41:13+00:00

I can see the shark below...

anonymous | karma 1064 | avg karma 1.86 · | 2013-09-26 09:57:50+00:00

You were thrilled by SHARKNADO.

Now get ready.

To experience a new terror.

Coming from 419 million years ago,

it rises one last time to swallow you whole!

It's the ANCIENSHARK!!!!!111eleven

Yes, I know it's not a shark, but really - who would go to see the ancient not-shark fish that just sits there with a dumb look on its face?

In the end they cook it and eat it. Then the sequel is that the people who ate the ancient fish start evolving into Neanderthals (sharkderthals?) IN 3D

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BergTheBold | karma 28 | avg karma 1.08 · | 2022-01-14 10:14:19

+1 for shark puns

boffinAudio | karma 1146 | avg karma 1.17 · | 2023-05-30 05:28:34

Sharks.

everdev | karma 5188 | avg karma 3.49 · | 2018-05-17 02:47:27

1 if it's from a shark

mlreed328 | karma 25 | avg karma 1.19 · | 2013-08-07 16:21:34+00:00

I'm guessing Wire Shark.

umvi | karma 17738 | avg karma 4.46 · | 2020-06-08 21:44:36+00:00

Dumb question, but what's a "shark" in this context?

MlLES | karma 0 | avg karma 0.0 · | 2024-02-04 20:22:24

sharknado + sharktopus = sharktopusnado

pxlperfection | karma 0 | avg karma 0.0 · | 2022-03-22 17:40:57

sharks!

nl | karma 29762 | avg karma 2.49 · | 2022-03-07 18:25:54

> the same ones that have been here for centuries or more

HN. Shark. Jumping now..

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nightfly | karma 1837 | avg karma 3.16 · | 2023-09-26 16:59:36

Like a shark, constantly changing?

yongjik | karma 11908 | avg karma 4.44 · | 2018-10-22 02:38:49+00:00

Wow, that's some impressive game of telephones.

"We estimated the age of this dead shark as 392+/-120 years."

===> "This 512-year-old shark is the oldest living vertebrate!"

...facepalm

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