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keypress · 2018-11-07 15:02:46+00:00

Seriously. I can barely hold a piss with age.

tempestn | karma 12792 | avg karma 3.12 · | 2016-03-27 06:46:06+00:00

You're in your 20s, right? I'm only 34, and it's been a while since I could do that without getting up to pee around 3am.

afarviral | karma 402 | avg karma 1.34 · | 2023-05-17 06:21:32

Really! My piss must really stink then... bzzzzz

turnip1979 | karma 368 | avg karma 1.8 · | 2014-06-22 12:01:52

I pee right before a movie starts. I try my best not to have any soda during the movie for this very reason. Still, sometimes, I have to go. You realize that bladders get naturally weaker for some individuals as they age right?

jrootabega | karma 1815 | avg karma 2.26 · | 2021-11-11 10:20:01

Once one gets old enough, you'll just get up and pee whenever something is slow on the computer.

tzs | karma 45790 | avg karma 3.13 · | 2023-12-25 09:33:22

Doesn't it usually go the other way? Bladder capacity goes down with age, so as you get older you find yourself needing to pee more times a day, but the time needed for a given pee break is less.

Casc | karma 156 | avg karma 3.71 · | 2011-09-14 08:18:50

Sit down, do your work, drink a lot of water, walk to the bathroom.

Or maybe I just have the bladder of an 8 year old boy?

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BLKNSLVR | karma 9493 | avg karma 3.72 · | 2022-12-08 14:20:21

Piss-weak is commonly understood vernacular where I'm from.

hn_throwaway_99 | karma 68064 | avg karma 8.17 · | 2019-08-02 23:55:59+00:00

Old pee is basically ammonia.

8jef | karma 221 | avg karma 0.77 · | 2023-11-01 09:44:18

Pissing myself to death right now

wayn3 | karma 728 | avg karma 1.41 · | 2017-05-20 15:11:54+00:00

weak bladder

njpatel | karma 51 | avg karma 1.7 · | 2013-12-02 10:23:47+00:00

I can urinate much higher than you can.

bch | karma 4139 | avg karma 2.83 · | 2010-07-26 11:40:18

brb. need to pee.

cjbenedikt | karma 98 | avg karma 0.12 · | 2021-03-25 19:33:49+00:00

Weak bladder?

agjacobson | karma 193 | avg karma 2.84 · | 2017-11-28 00:00:33+00:00

Out your piss.

devmonk | karma 1029 | avg karma 1.65 · | 2010-09-21 17:51:03+00:00

This smells of desperation more than pee.

nh23423fefe | karma 850 | avg karma 1.04 · | 2023-02-09 15:15:41

Same. My grandmother was pissing herself and confused most days. What was gained?

Snoddas | karma 200 | avg karma 2.74 · | 2010-06-07 08:40:03+00:00

Yeah. After 3 pints of Guinness I have to go to the bathroom. I have the bladder of a chipmunk.

amelius | karma 42902 | avg karma 1.63 · | 2021-03-26 19:25:44+00:00

Yes. Urinating is actually more difficult in today's world than it was in the middle ages.

absolutelynobo | karma 26 | avg karma 0.7 · | 2022-09-24 03:45:05