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wut42 · 2021-05-26 11:38:24

Tried to talk. I'd have been better by pissing in a violin.

bserge | karma 3382 | avg karma 1.47 · | 2021-11-22 00:38:33

He was taking the piss lol

yurishimo | karma 1952 | avg karma 1.89 · | 2022-04-28 09:20:19

I probably would have pee’d on him. His fault for surprising me whilst mid-piss.

danaw | karma 254 | avg karma 2.89 · | 2013-10-05 19:17:52

I just peed a little.

whage | karma 144 | avg karma 3.51 · | 2022-12-06 16:13:10

I almost peed.

jerf | karma 85298 | avg karma 5.28 · | 2013-09-12 02:31:59+00:00

As attempts to piss on my parade go, that was very tepid and half-hearted. I suggest more spittle; that always gets attention.

lowkeyokay | karma 329 | avg karma 4.27 · | 2017-08-18 09:18:43+00:00

Nice story but, I couldn't concentrate cause inside my head was this crazy person yelling: 'WHEN IS HE GONNA PEE!'

welcome_dragon | karma 201 | avg karma 1.66 · | 2023-02-15 10:56:08

Goddammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good!

wearywanderer | karma 347 | avg karma 1.41 · | 2021-06-05 20:43:17+00:00

I'd sooner piss in a bottle than the average portaloo.

poetaster | karma 65 | avg karma 0.43 · | 2021-10-07 15:03:52

I climbed over a wall in a police station to get into the loo to pee at .25. Drank a litre of water, climbed back over, sat on a bench and waited for someone to give me the drill. Leaving out a lot of details, wound up buying a piano. I don't drink and drive, though. That's mad.

namdnay | karma 6257 | avg karma 3.06 · | 2021-03-08 08:53:26+00:00

I think they meant “talking in urinals”

8jef | karma 221 | avg karma 0.77 · | 2023-11-01 09:44:18

Pissing myself to death right now

kaibee | karma 1474 | avg karma 2.95 · | 2019-10-07 20:44:32+00:00

> pissing it all away

krapp | karma 17552 | avg karma 1.17 · | 2023-10-01 04:40:35

Too bad. You could instead be telling the story about the time you got peed on by Jerry Pournelle.

jedp | karma 315 | avg karma 9.55 · | 2014-03-21 00:15:30+00:00

I think I just peed my pants.

datavirtue | karma 1805 | avg karma 0.56 · | 2023-09-12 18:40:19

"it would be like talking to the other men at the urinals while we're pissing"

Doesn't everyone do that?

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rabidrat | karma 2761 | avg karma 3.33 · | 2020-12-25 07:10:30+00:00

I guess it would have had an even greater impact if you didn't go to the bathroom.

sergiotapia | karma 13626 | avg karma 2.88 · | 2012-10-01 14:21:42+00:00

>That day in the Family Restroom I threw a fit. Hurled my water bottle at the wall and screamed, "This is not OK!"

Oh please, calm down. Closed the tab.

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obiefernandez | karma 2986 | avg karma 4.58 · | 2023-08-18 12:36:58

In a word: piss.

heavenlyblue | karma 2264 | avg karma 0.77 · | 2022-11-15 11:18:58

More like "to piss" rather than "to pee"