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My cat only spills drinks and produces garbage when walking over the keyboard... :'(


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I throw my cat across the room all the time and she definitely doesn't stop walking on my fucking keyboard as a result.

This problem sounds more familiar to me. Cat - keyboard interaction is one of the most destructive, besides cat - carpet and cat curtain interactions..

For me it’s because my cat won’t stop trying to step on my keyboard.

My cats email spelling is crap. I think his paws slip on the keyboard.

It would be really annoying if my cat could wipe my hard drive just by walking on the keyboard when I'm in the bathroom.

I've used something similar to teach a kitten I had to not step on keyboards. Just pick them up and drop them on the floor every time they touch the keyboard - they learn that that touching keyboards is How You Fall Off The Desk.

In general yes, though at my home office when my desk is clean my cat walks across it and takes liberty in lying on my keyboard or jumping in my lap whenever he wants. My clutter defends against him :-)

Except when she walks all over your keyboard and presses various keys or lays on your hands and keyboard.

Other than that, yes, get some cats.


I dealt with it by getting a split keyboard, so the cat can lie in front of me with my arms around her while I type. It's less work than shooing her off the desk every 3 minutes.

Dunno about yours, but my cat has been known to spend all day on the keyboard and drain my laptop’s battery while I’m away for the day.

In my house if you leave a glass of water on the side a cat will jump up and start drinking it/playing with it.

I use a Brita filter instead.


The bug was the quantity. Cats that walk around in a place with spilled beer will indeed lick themselves clean, but the amount of beer ingested is tiny.

Imagine getting drunk by licking beer residue off your hands.


One of my cats learned to bump the faucet lever on the kitchen sink when he wanted a drink. Fortunately the sink only overflowed twice but that was enough to make me very serious about not leaving dishes in the sink.

Cats like to knock things off of tables.

Because cats are cute and likes to swipe things off a table.

I’ve never had a cat that didn’t drink out of the toilet.

My cat is too lazy for math. She lays next to water bowl with her chin resting on the edge and her paw dangling into the water, then just rotates her wrist to bring her wet paw up to her mouth and licks the water off her paw. Repeat.

My cat seems to be doing the exact opposite: removing random objects from desks and shelves, and leaving them in random unreachable corners.

My cat annoys me while I'm trying to work. She wants to tip over my mug of coffee or walk on the keys. When I put her on my lap she wants to crawl up on the desk and play with my headphone cord.

I try to do most of my work while the cat is asleep ;)

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