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xyzzy123 · 2022-01-05 01:37:30

You can eat it, but then you don't have it.

dclowd9901 | karma 6212 | avg karma 2.0 · | 2023-09-27 21:50:35

Why can’t we just eat it?

partycoder | karma 2332 | avg karma 0.95 · | 2017-10-12 21:36:09

Can't you just eat something else?

SkyMarshal | karma 15873 | avg karma 2.81 · | 2021-06-19 14:45:23

There are some things that no matter how good they may taste, I just don’t need to eat and it won’t improve my life in any measurable way.

As a wise man once said: “Casu Martzu may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherf*er.”*

JetSpiegel | karma 3479 | avg karma 1.41 · | 2019-06-16 23:24:53

It's basically all you can eat. There are heuristicts about the limit on what you can consume.

bentcorner | karma 3971 | avg karma 2.81 · | 2022-06-13 10:15:15

Sure, but you can't eat a hash.

kbelder | karma 2198 | avg karma 1.65 · | 2023-03-21 17:59:31

It is is you have to eat and your choices are limited.

nsxwolf | karma 12014 | avg karma 3.2 · | 2015-04-15 18:25:05+00:00

Sometimes it's the least bad option, and you have to eat something.

damon_c | karma 944 | avg karma 2.35 · | 2018-10-18 16:55:23+00:00

You should reconsider this stance before you miss out on too much deliciousness.

webwanderings | karma 1318 | avg karma 1.31 · | 2016-08-16 18:24:21+00:00

Anybody can pretty much eat anything. They don't; which is a different matter.

tcfhgj | karma 756 | avg karma 1.39 · | 2023-09-01 10:50:12

no, I don't want to eat it. But I don't want to inhale it either.

large | karma 18 | avg karma 2.25 · | 2021-03-08 17:42:56+00:00

Something has to be produced before it can be consumed.

blinded | karma 230 | avg karma 0.73 · | 2022-08-14 22:48:31

Similar to the above, don’t buy snack food then you can’t eat it.

john-radio | karma 1336 | avg karma 3.78 · | 2019-08-07 01:11:00+00:00

It's not possible for you to eat them without farming them, as a member of society in its current instantiation, so the title holds.

bottled_poe | karma 1961 | avg karma 2.12 · | 2022-07-20 17:11:18

This is the “eat it too” aspect which a lot of other threads here seem to be ignoring.

worik | karma 4182 | avg karma 1.49 · | 2020-12-29 21:11:09+00:00

You are allowed to only eat part of what you are offered.

saagarjha | karma 56017 | avg karma 2.29 · | 2019-08-09 10:21:29+00:00

You cannot force people to eat something.

pfortuny | karma 5607 | avg karma 2.46 · | 2020-10-16 11:36:37+00:00

You don’t use a food, you CONSUME it, which is a different action.

LtWorf | karma 1639 | avg karma 1.22 · | 2023-02-21 05:31:55

But you don't eat those.

heartbreak | karma 2882 | avg karma 2.66 · | 2020-04-26 03:42:17+00:00

You cannot eat UBI.