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moreorless · 2011-11-02 14:22:09

Free cupcakes for the fairer sex that sign up. Chicks love cupcakes.

bigiain | karma 20773 | avg karma 3.34 · | 2013-09-25 06:13:34+00:00

But an equally valid interpretation of what's going on is:

Cool, free cupcakes! They want you to pay for birthday cakes and pre-order wedding cakes, but they'll give you any cupcake you ask for if they've got one available!

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wavefunction | karma 6012 | avg karma 1.74 · | 2020-12-16 19:54:50+00:00

Too bad people can't make cupcakes for themselves.

thomasruns | karma 52 | avg karma 1.86 · | 2015-07-31 22:22:21

If cupcake tasting is girly, then call me girly. And pass me a cupcake please.

ElectricMind | karma 167 | avg karma 1.02 · | 2021-05-26 11:19:37

Someone told me there will be free cupcakes along with this announcements :(

MartinCron | karma 9278 | avg karma 3.33 · | 2012-09-27 21:17:15+00:00

Cupcakes are, at the moment, a far less heavily regulated industry.

jjcm | karma 8401 | avg karma 7.11 · | 2011-06-22 03:54:01+00:00

I think that's why they switched to cupcakes.

gaius | karma 35963 | avg karma 2.51 · | 2010-08-23 06:34:21

The other day I got half-price cupcakes because I was following my supermarket on FB. So now the internet knows I'm a cupcake-eater... So long as there's some value in it for both parties, it can work.

danielha | karma 1912 | avg karma 2.01 · | 2012-10-10 07:36:40+00:00

$2k in monthly cupcakes... I gotta step up my cupcake game.

jajilore | karma 51 | avg karma 0.51 · | 2010-02-09 14:38:45+00:00

i know right, going in and asking for cupcakes

madaxe | karma 1733 | avg karma 3.0 · | 2012-10-10 12:22:32+00:00

Cupcakes are business critical though. Oh wait, no, the other thing.

Brian_K_White | karma 6250 | avg karma 1.82 · | 2023-11-10 09:54:23

What if we replaced aging with cupcakes?

sparkyrizzo | karma 7 | avg karma 1.75 · | 2013-09-03 02:55:21+00:00

cupcake.is.ambiguous

karczoh | karma 12 | avg karma 6.0 · | 2013-07-12 14:29:20+00:00

"Some people like cupcakes better. I,for one, care less for them."

JMTQp8lwXL | karma 5750 | avg karma 2.73 · | 2019-03-05 16:15:39+00:00

I've been to weddings where people do cupcakes in lieu of cake. Everyone gets dessert faster, since you don't have to cut it up and serve it individually. I was a fan of the planned efficiency. The couple did actually have a small cake for the ceremonial cutting of the cake. Beyond that, everyone was OK with cupcakes, if they cared to eat dessert.

bluedino | karma 19194 | avg karma 2.78 · | 2013-04-24 11:11:31

We're < 50,000 people and have at least 2 cupcake shops.

fsniper | karma 1031 | avg karma 1.56 · | 2013-04-24 18:26:30+00:00

As a foreigner, I'm still feeling uninformed about what you are talking about.

What's about the cupcakes? Do US citizens buy cupcakes in high volumes and high prices?

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markdown | karma 3755 | avg karma 1.13 · | 2013-09-23 22:23:24

Imagine all the cupcakes you could buy with the profits!!!

dTal | karma 17131 | avg karma 2.88 · | 2022-05-13 03:42:29

Cake has eggs.

heleninboodler | karma 1847 | avg karma 3.17 · | 2022-08-18 04:44:04

I say we go full tiktok and have the car just shove cupcakes in your face. If you swat it away, it tries other foods. If you accept it, more cupcakes.