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Most predictable research outcome ever. I wish I could get funding for research like this ;-)


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You never know till studies get funded.

I dunno...academic funding is dysfunctional and this kind of hyperoptimistic prediction can help you get your next grant.

That could fund my research for 5 years :(

If I had another research grant for every time I'd written that line I'd be rich too...

Who funds this type of research? Isn't it obvious? And what do we do with the results?

such research will never get funding because of ESG mandates for companies' Boards coming from shareholders.

Try to get funding for research like this and your career will be cancelled instantly


Literally every preliminary result I got was from an experiment that was explicitly not funded for the purpose it was requested for. That is, by year 2 of my grant, I was spending my monies on stuff I hadn't proposed, to prepare for the next grant proposal.

I guess part of the reason I exited academia was because I was bad at conducting research :)


Actually, funding is usually given after the scientist shows some preliminary data suggesting the study will be "successful".

Well unfortunately im fairly certain that outcome is the source of funding for these research projects, and i dont think socialized funding could hold a match to it nor potentially even provide as much value

I think this happens a lot. Whenever a new study comes out, I always try to find out who actually funded it.

As someone facing the first terrifying steps of funding their research program, I certainly hope this works out.

hopefully it affects funding for future such research

But that's how most research funding works. The same is true if you get a government research grant - do what you want, but if they don't like your results, they are unlikely to fund you another round.

Yeah but who would fund the research.

Oh please. It's hard to attract funding for studies, it's perfectly reasonable tos tart with a small sample and tehn ask for funding to do a larger study once you have a working hypothesis.

Who funded this study?

It was a failure but I’m glad they tried it.

I'm not. Research funding is very much a zero-sum game. Because they spent that much money trying something that stupid, it's safe to say that some actual good ideas either didn't get funded or had to make do with less.

we learn more and more with every iteration

There was nothing to learn here. It was easy to predict the outcome based on well-understood models, and countless people did.


UGH. Scientists are not getting funds to repeat result.

I hope my tax dollars aren't funding this "research".
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