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neontomo · 2024-02-20 15:49:59

I suppose I have to start shouting every time I swipe my screen now.

agumonkey | karma 29727 | avg karma 1.44 · | 2018-10-30 12:25:41

Eww you're touching your devices. Your only allowed to swipe.

ugh | karma 16039 | avg karma 3.94 · | 2011-10-21 21:15:08+00:00

Oh my god. That’s intentional? Why? I don’t understand.

Makes me want to throw any Android device I’m using at the wall. You can’t imagine the amount of rage that creates inside me.

Why don’t they stop it?

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jkfhdslk | karma -4 | avg karma -4.0 · | 2016-12-07 04:14:06+00:00

I put "[expletive] everywhere" as a joke for describing the problem with the phone, and then it google searched that, resulting in a hard command + W.

lame.

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joshxyz | karma 1443 | avg karma 0.91 · | 2024-02-23 12:52:42

dude this is my life now. makes me wanna throw my phone every once in a while.

matty22 | karma 159 | avg karma 1.54 · | 2018-11-16 18:16:49+00:00

That lock screen really chaps my jimmies. Either tell me what you want to tell me or shove off.

zrail | karma 8612 | avg karma 3.99 · | 2022-04-23 07:08:04

That's what I get for typing on my phone.

zaps | karma 164 | avg karma 1.5 · | 2022-05-06 21:58:36

I literally just threw my phone across the room because of this.

Overreacting? Maybe.

Satisfying? Also maybe.

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aserafini | karma 635 | avg karma 3.27 · | 2021-01-24 09:02:07

Well, that made me put my phone away (or it will do, after writing this comment)!

JasonFruit | karma 6261 | avg karma 3.19 · | 2023-01-24 07:04:18

I will happily continue double spacing until my fingers curl in death. Except on my phone: whatever it does, I've determined, is beyond my control.

heavyset_go | karma 25689 | avg karma 3.63 · | 2022-05-02 17:25:42

Haha, yeah, that's what I get for doing a "well, akshully" on my phone.

fideloper | karma 2314 | avg karma 4.51 · | 2015-05-07 01:56:58+00:00

Literally just threw my phone across the room in frustration over this.

tathougies | karma 4293 | avg karma 1.74 · | 2018-05-25 00:19:28

> "Hey Siri, Facebook status: my anus is bleeding. SEND!"

Serves me right for having screen reading on near my phone.....

(jk, jk, but seriously though)

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CAPSLOCKSSTUCK | karma 77 | avg karma 1.75 · | 2022-07-05 18:10:08

I'm going to disable this nonsense the second it hits my device, if ever.

qrbLPHiKpiux | karma 341 | avg karma 0.5 · | 2018-03-11 08:10:27+00:00

That one second makes me want to smash my device to pieces.

dot | karma 900 | avg karma 4.66 · | 2011-03-17 05:43:58+00:00

"You can now text STOPALL to any pod, and that will disable all future text messages from Beluga."

Funny how fast things can get done if you scream loud enough.

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chrisoverzero | karma 812 | avg karma 3.78 · | 2024-05-07 16:05:48

> Some of them are just plain bizaree too eg swipe up, right, up to get your apps.

What on Earth are you referring to?

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FpUser | karma 2811 | avg karma 0.61 · | 2023-01-08 18:18:44

>"Okay google" is so gross.

It suddenly stopped working on my phone. Somehow without my explicit direction it has switched to "Hey Google".

Even though my usage of smartphone is minimal something like "Hey Google ... Drive to 3 Bullshit Ave" is very convenient and causes zero sensory recoil. But I do not live my life on the phone either.

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jkoudys | karma 879 | avg karma 2.71 · | 2020-09-21 15:25:44+00:00

*your. This was the last straw. I've finally had enough of my OnePlus autoincorrecting me all the time.

MattyMc | karma 401 | avg karma 3.18 · | 2017-04-22 23:13:35+00:00

Did you read this on your iPhone? :)

Just kidding; I'm tired of hearing these things too.

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