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lowboy · 2013-09-05 04:55:05+00:00

Maybe you married the wrong person.

commandlinefan | karma 18097 | avg karma 3.52 · | 2022-06-15 10:27:45

I mean, dude... if you're married to somebody you don't want to spend any time with - you might be married to the wrong person.

Maskawanian | karma 215 | avg karma 2.36 · | 2016-08-31 00:06:25

And then you find that you are sexually incompatible with the person you married.

nsxwolf | karma 12014 | avg karma 3.2 · | 2013-08-20 23:34:24

You're obviously not married.

gknoy | karma 3726 | avg karma 2.22 · | 2013-09-30 18:12:31+00:00

Or your spouse?

swader999 | karma 3436 | avg karma 1.31 · | 2022-10-06 12:40:36

I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess you aren't married.

singularity2001 | karma 3503 | avg karma 1.5 · | 2017-10-12 19:30:45+00:00

you mean you didn't marry her?

globular-toast | karma 3697 | avg karma 0.89 · | 2022-04-13 15:02:13

That's because you love her. The author's wife did not love him.

MillenialMan | karma 280 | avg karma 1.97 · | 2021-09-26 14:19:10

Ok, but are you married to someone that you don't like?

sgt101 | karma 7195 | avg karma 1.98 · | 2014-11-10 16:43:08+00:00

hmmm - you're not married are you?

coding123 | karma 3080 | avg karma 1.24 · | 2018-10-26 14:46:52+00:00

I'm guessing you're not married?

jonny383 | karma 1134 | avg karma 4.05 · | 2021-09-21 17:11:48

Sounds like you're the wife, frankly.

alfiejohn_ | karma 326 | avg karma 3.47 · | 2011-08-30 21:29:09+00:00

You are obviously not married

davidw | karma 63893 | avg karma 3.82 · | 2007-07-28 12:42:18+00:00

Apparently you're not married?:-)

bitlax | karma 713 | avg karma 1.51 · | 2019-09-26 23:55:44+00:00

You're not married, either.

georgieporgie | karma 3898 | avg karma 2.67 · | 2010-05-18 01:13:39+00:00

If there's ever a time when my wife distills my desires to building a "man cave" or "trekking" that's when I know I married the wrong woman.

mabbo | karma 38804 | avg karma 10.91 · | 2017-05-25 23:37:35

Wow. I am really sorry for you. You and I live in very different worlds, and have very different relationships with our wives.

Just... Yeah, I'm really sorry to hear that.

wavefunction | karma 6012 | avg karma 1.74 · | 2013-11-21 14:47:12

I'm more interested in your notion that you've "figured out" your spouse.

sagartewari01 | karma 198 | avg karma 3.14 · | 2019-03-10 09:39:51+00:00

Either you've multiple wives, or you broke the three year rule, none of which is good.

Or maybe you had twins or triplets, that's also possible.

OkGoDoIt | karma 2631 | avg karma 3.94 · | 2019-07-25 03:48:16

I’m going to assume you’re not married. That’s a horrible idea.