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Don't get me started on toasters.

Sure, if you don't have a toaster....

And that's the problem. I wouldn't even care about it, since theoretically "no one forces me to use it" (and I don't), but in 10 years there simply aren't going to be any toasters on the market that don't do this.

But you don’t store your toast data in the toaster do you?

tl;dr - why i don't like toasters

Toasters are still a basic kitchen essential here. Maybe because we don't have as much space in our kitchens...

As far as toasters go, I’ve never owned one. I usually toast things in my oven or on a pan.

> Also a toaster

Err, wha? I don't know anyone here without a toaster - or 2...


I tried to make do without a toaster when I first lived on my own, because I didn’t care enough about toast to get one.

Except, originally, I didn’t get anything else that could make toast, so if I wanted toast, I used a dry frying pan. And, probably because I didn’t have a toaster, I wanted toast a lot more often than I expected I would.

I eventually got a toaster oven, but I almost never used it for anything other than toast. I have a toaster now, twenty years later, and while I realize it’s silly from one point of view, I know it’s not the silliest thing I own.


I've never owned one. I very occasionally toast bread in the broiler.

What of toasters? I assume that in the U.K. you do not need any sort of certification whatsoever to use a toaster. Yet nobody suggests that we go out of our way to design toasters for the portion of the population for which toasted bread is alien.

> Toasters also aren't essential to day to day life. Toaster manufacturers aren't putting sophisticated cryptographic locks on their products to keep me from toasting my own bread.

Don't give them any ideas. Coffee brewing machines are already there (kind of).


We don't need both. 10 toasters is more then enough to fulfill our needs.

I'm American and don't think I know anyone who uses that kind of toaster. Lots of variety of experience in this country.

Well, in these days even toasters can be computures to be fair, and I don’t like it.

It doesn't desire that in a vacuum, it's been heavily marketed to. Meanwhile there is no marketing to try and extol the value of not connecting your toaster, because of course, that doesn't sell more toasters.

Interesting attitude. People kill themselves with toasters too. Would that dissuade you from using one?

Never owned a toaster. If I want toast I just do it in a pan. It surprises me how many people don't realize you can just use a pan.

I don't want an ESP32 or an ARM in my toaster.

I don't want bluetooth in my toaster. That shit is hard to clean.

I don't want a flashing OLED emoji on my toaster judging my diet. I do plenty of that myself: flashing emoji.

I don't want a toaster with a "personality." I want it to toast, only toast, and nothing but the toast, so help its electronic soul.

Sunbeam Radiant Control: ride or die. Anything made after the 60's is junk by definition.

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