"...you can get financing for such a business plan..."
"Hello, this is EZ-Financing And Venture Capital. How may we give you money?"
"Hi, this is Bob, Entrepreneur Extraordinare. I have identified a great opportunity that I need financing to exploit. You see, I've discovered eighteen or twenty really bright, competent people who are either unemployed or underemployed."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, there's Bill, who discovered the gene for florescence and is currently working as a pick-up-and-drop-off driver for a car dealer [that one's true], and Frank the MIT PhD mechanical engineer who lives in the ally behind Wal-Mart. There's a bunch more."
"So, what's the nature of your opportunity?"
"I have nothing specific in mind, but I'm sure if I get this group in a room, they'll come up with something brilliant!"
"Hello, this is EZ-Financing And Venture Capital. How may we give you money?"
"Hi, this is Bob, Entrepreneur Extraordinare. I have identified a great opportunity that I need financing to exploit. You see, I've discovered eighteen or twenty really bright, competent people who are either unemployed or underemployed."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, there's Bill, who discovered the gene for florescence and is currently working as a pick-up-and-drop-off driver for a car dealer [that one's true], and Frank the MIT PhD mechanical engineer who lives in the ally behind Wal-Mart. There's a bunch more."
"So, what's the nature of your opportunity?"
"I have nothing specific in mind, but I'm sure if I get this group in a room, they'll come up with something brilliant!"
("Oh, and I spell my name Danger."
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