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woodruffw | karma 35375 | avg karma 5.3 · 2021-12-06 18:54:15

Mayonnaise is an unfortunate casualty on the warpath to great victory, i.e. killing Yellow Mustard.

UnpossibleJim | karma 2243 | avg karma 2.92 · 2021-12-06 19:04:05

Generation X called. Yellow mustard is fucking rad. Many lonely, latch key days were spent with my neon yellow friend for sustenance.

woodruffw | karma 35375 | avg karma 5.3 · 2021-12-06 19:08:42

Indeed, Dijon in the home is one of the greatest privileges of being a millennial :-)

cgriswald | karma 6384 | avg karma 3.04 · 2021-12-06 19:07:44

True story: As a child of about 4, I saw my father eating yellow mustard on his burger and wanted to try some. Prior to that I had only ever had ketchup. My mother was opposed to this for reasons I can't really fathom (although now I realize she was just one of you and decades early). My father won out, if I recall, by claiming I probably wouldn't like it anyway. Well, I tried it, I loved it, and never ate ketchup again until decades later as an adult. At the height of my frenzy I used to make myself yellow mustard sandwiches. Yes, I am a monster.

cronix | karma 6658 | avg karma 4.34 · 2021-12-06 19:19:53

Yellow mustard on wonder bread with a razor thin slice of mass produced prepackaged sandwich meat soaking in salt water.

xibalba | karma 1511 | avg karma 3.9 · 2021-12-07 03:21:34

I will see you on the field of battle. When I find you in my crosshairs, I will weep for your family. I will weep for your wrongness. But I will do my duty. Long live yellow mustard, the Divine Condiment God King.