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noodles_nomore · 2021-09-22 08:45:23

"Your resistance is only making my dick harder."

grubles | karma 658 | avg karma 1.91 · | 2014-12-10 15:58:58

"Wrapped up like a douche. Another boner in the night."

brokenparser | karma 3510 | avg karma 6.19 · | 2013-05-03 13:53:47

Said Mr. Hard Dick.

finishingmove | karma 177 | avg karma 1.22 · | 2016-11-15 22:12:58+00:00

"This guy fucks."

GFK_of_xmaspast | karma 3102 | avg karma 0.89 · | 2015-09-22 11:53:46

"Buddy, they don't even let me fuck it" says spokesperson.

sleepyhead | karma 1536 | avg karma 2.74 · | 2014-02-04 17:46:27+00:00

"Honey what are you doing with your hand down there?" "It is a growth hack, dear"

surgical_fire | karma 2202 | avg karma 2.65 · | 2024-05-13 09:26:28

Right after "very horny", there's the entry for "very hard".

"My dick is onerous" might have been a phrase construct that went through my mind.

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stavros | karma 66636 | avg karma 10.05 · | 2021-09-24 03:14:05

> big dick energy

Should I keep fighting against this phrase or is it futile?

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ackfoo | karma 227 | avg karma 1.46 · | 2019-03-30 03:30:42+00:00

> "harlet, wrench, slut"

LOL. Also, keep your nuts covered or you're screwed.

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andrewchambers | karma 2271 | avg karma 2.28 · | 2015-06-02 00:33:29

I think it was the phrase "serious boner"

morley | karma 1832 | avg karma 5.6 · | 2023-06-21 11:20:47

Obligatory wisdom from The Dude: "Hmm... well, I still jerk off manually."

StavrosK | karma 1 | avg karma 0.0 · | 2020-12-22 01:51:05+00:00

That's actually a thinly veiled erectile dysfunction double entendre.

jafitc | karma 781 | avg karma 8.31 · | 2022-02-11 01:24:08

“This guy fucks”

smokelegend | karma 211 | avg karma 2.13 · | 2020-12-17 03:12:46+00:00

"This guy fucks"

UncleSlacky | karma 815 | avg karma 1.43 · | 2024-04-04 17:50:19

"The gun is good! The penis is evil!"

Karellen | karma 5022 | avg karma 3.57 · | 2022-05-27 02:23:35

"If I had to do it over again, I'd spell 'clit' with an 'en'."

SamElliotEsq | karma -3 | avg karma -3.0 · | 2021-02-24 20:58:50

That's the most long-winded way of saying "I'll fuck your ass" I've ever seen in a good while. Never underestimate the pussy, I know you boy-boys do. Respect the pussy, dudes.

cheald | karma 13949 | avg karma 4.5 · | 2015-06-01 23:07:16+00:00

Oh, I like that. I might take a tack like "How'd you know I named my penis 'resistance'?"

coolspot | karma 3600 | avg karma 2.44 · | 2024-03-17 00:43:20

> Some call it baby dick syndrome

Ummm…

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madeofpalk | karma 21444 | avg karma 3.75 · | 2020-09-12 20:55:35+00:00

> fingering this guy

hmmm

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