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aeharding · 2023-03-17 23:33:26

Go outside and everything is covered in fucking cars.

adrianN | karma 29995 | avg karma 2.78 · | 2017-04-05 13:02:37+00:00

Nearby auto-cars will start chasing you.

servercobra | karma 904 | avg karma 2.37 · | 2020-04-12 17:58:20

And drive right into the fumes of all the cars in front of you.

system2 | karma 1517 | avg karma 1.12 · | 2022-07-24 14:16:55

Especially on public car roads.

amelius | karma 42902 | avg karma 1.63 · | 2018-03-01 12:26:01+00:00

Yeah, ok, but what about the cars that drive around me?

bragr | karma 3573 | avg karma 5.03 · | 2024-05-21 04:48:49

As opposed to in traffic? Plenty of road raging psychos out driving cars.

fmoralesc | karma 538 | avg karma 2.28 · | 2015-09-07 18:35:25+00:00

Also, ride a bike and filter past all the motorcyclists who get stuck between the cars.

nevir | karma 2615 | avg karma 5.59 · | 2017-06-06 18:08:37+00:00

Also deal with all the crazy situations that arise from cars driving humans through cities

megablast | karma 5360 | avg karma 1.72 · | 2015-01-22 04:31:35

Yeah, fuck anyone else not in a car.

chinathrow | karma 2194 | avg karma 1.23 · | 2023-09-03 15:15:27

Stop. Driving. That. Shit.

moron4hire | karma 11137 | avg karma 1.67 · | 2020-10-01 11:21:33+00:00

All the cars I see coming, I see them before they arrive

megablast | karma 5360 | avg karma 1.72 · | 2021-12-06 16:14:08

The best trick is to avoid running anywhere near cars at all. Find a nice track. Of course, don't drive there, cycle there or use a scooter. What's the point if you are making the world unsafe for others.

trgn | karma 2145 | avg karma 2.5 · | 2024-04-15 21:31:39

More bollards, trees. Drive like a maniac, crash into a bollard.

bifrost | karma 3796 | avg karma 2.28 · | 2021-12-30 15:51:56

Or keep people away from cars.

hexagone | karma 27 | avg karma 2.08 · | 2019-11-06 13:55:54+00:00

I almost jaywalked while reading this. Thankfully the vehicles are all manually driven.

myroon5 | karma 2275 | avg karma 3.82 · | 2022-07-21 16:05:01

whatever you drove into could be traffic

tofuahdude | karma 617 | avg karma 3.16 · | 2021-08-24 11:24:24

This is both incredibly exciting and a little terrifying. As a pedestrian, I'm still a little weary around these cars.

yomlica8 | karma 686 | avg karma 3.24 · | 2023-08-30 11:56:27

But those cars are so unsafe so we can't have them here. Now get on your motorcycle and lane split through traffic to work.

danmg | karma 462 | avg karma 1.05 · | 2018-07-23 17:11:24

You just take your car and run them right over. That's what you do.

wefarrell | karma 2283 | avg karma 4.14 · | 2019-10-28 21:23:56+00:00

I've been hit by cars at speed outside of the city and outside of Manhattan I absolutely fear them more.