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tomjen3 · 2012-08-20 19:53:13+00:00

Never had your girlfriend wake you up with a blowjob?

philwelch | karma 36168 | avg karma 2.59 · | 2010-05-21 10:33:51+00:00

The girlfriend is actually far more motivated than me, she's just learned not to wake me and I've learned how to sleep through the smell of oatmeal coming from the kitchen.

luigi | karma 5431 | avg karma 17.24 · | 2011-05-23 14:33:49+00:00

Was it really necessary to mention the fact that his girlfriend sleeps topless?

ascar | karma 3779 | avg karma 4.44 · | 2018-11-23 11:33:58+00:00

I'm totally doing that for my girlfriend for years. Never thought about it this neutral though.

acangiano | karma 19990 | avg karma 8.5 · | 2014-11-06 20:01:58+00:00

The solution is simple and obvious. You need a new girlfriend. (Hint: You can actually change the wake word to whatever you like.)

joechung | karma 264 | avg karma 3.43 · | 2009-05-17 21:55:42+00:00

Do you have a girlfriend?

gehatare | karma 46 | avg karma 2.88 · | 2021-05-04 23:02:51+00:00

I've done that with multiple girlfriends and it never was a problem? How do you expect them to react?

tamaharbor | karma 550 | avg karma 0.5 · | 2019-11-14 21:47:28+00:00

Have you ever been with a girl?

phist_mcgee | karma 651 | avg karma 1.12 · | 2023-08-21 21:56:50

You have a different girlfriend every night of the week?

jessevondoom | karma 228 | avg karma 4.96 · | 2012-08-16 16:57:19

Your girlfriend didn't recognize penises?

futureastronaut | karma 342 | avg karma 2.07 · | 2019-01-16 20:49:32

For those taking notes, your girlfriend may respond negatively to going to bed alone while you have one-on-one time with her friend or roommate (or any other woman) late at night, especially if the other is being "nice."

cakesy | karma 77 | avg karma 0.42 · | 2009-09-08 02:22:37

You are going to try waking up and kissing his gf?? Good luck.

joeguilmette | karma 2518 | avg karma 4.37 · | 2007-10-14 04:57:19+00:00

haha, my girlfriend would beg to differ

feverfew | karma 24 | avg karma 1.6 · | 2021-05-22 12:16:08+00:00

You own your girlfriend?

kriptonic | karma 183 | avg karma 10.17 · | 2014-03-31 02:26:34+00:00

Hi.

Thanks for the advise and you're right, but this isn't my usual nightly routine. I took her out this weekend, like I do most weekends and I'm taking her away to Germany this summer - she wanted to go ever since I've known her. I'm not the perfect boyfriend, but I really do love my girlfriend and I do everything I can for her. Mine and her happiness comes first, period. The only reason I'm up tonight is because I wish I could give her more.

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fuzzythinker | karma 2256 | avg karma 2.12 · | 2015-04-28 20:04:17+00:00

Not really, it was just a face kiss and she slapped me pretty hard :(

nissarup | karma 109 | avg karma 3.76 · | 2020-01-20 12:31:20+00:00

Yes. I did. She have now been my girlfriend for around six years.

zodiakzz | karma 529 | avg karma 2.52 · | 2015-01-13 23:02:59+00:00

Why would you need your girlfriend to do it? You can just auto tune it for maximum pleasure.

jules | karma 8165 | avg karma 2.39 · | 2011-03-21 23:17:17+00:00

But do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend? ;)

scotty79 | karma 14043 | avg karma 1.62 · | 2012-06-01 04:18:16+00:00

Title is misleading because your GF was utterly awesome before that.